'cause I'm listening to the Badger Song.

1. Hey! Another meme! Let's introduce your character(s):
Desu: Well hello there my children of the night!! *Breathing all heavily and quick*

2. So. What do they do on a day to day basis?
Oh, just a few murders. And he works at an office while pretending to be a human.

3. Their favorite food?
Desu: FLESH!!! Or a cup of blueberry sleepy time tea.

4. Their sexuality?
Desu: *Shifty eyes then leans in real close for the viewers to hear* ... GAY, PLEASE!! *Runs off laughing insanely*

5. The people they care about the most?
Desu: Desu no know anyones yet.

6. Their general occupation?
Desu: Well... *Creepy smile* I do like to spend endless hours killing people then making out with their dead bodies~

7. Something they're very skilled at?
Desu: ... *Holds up a Japanese sickle* Would you like me to have your big toe or spleen?

8. Weakness?
He HATES unbreakable windows. I mean, come on. What if he needed to jump out the window and he just slams his face into it?

9. Their biggest fear?
Uh... Pigeons?

Desu: KEEP THOSE VILE CREATURES AWAY FROM ME!!!

10. Their biggest wish?
Desu: *Starry anime eyes* Oh how I always wished to have a FUCKIN' ASS VIBRATOR!! *Laughs insanely and draws pictures of a sex toy in the corner*

... I'm scared too.

11. Family?
Desu: *Sniffle* Must you be to breaking mine heart...?

12. Worst experience?
I think it was when he lost his mind

Desu: AND THEN THE BIRDIES FLEW INTO MY BRAINS AND MUSIC NOTES STARTED DANCING!!

See?

13. Best experience?
Desu: I gots me a playgirl book~

14. Criminal at all?
Desu: *Too busy killing a cop to answer*

15. Age?
Desu: IMMORTAL!! ... Or nineteen, if you wanna get all mortal and nyeh.

16. Time for some reactions. Your character just walked in on (Name someone they like a lot(The devil)) and (someone they hate a lot(God)) playing chess. How do they react?
Desu: Come on, Diablo! You can beat him!!

17. They just fell down six flights of stairs. What do they do?
Desu: ... Can anybody see my liver?

18. They just got shot!
Desu: Oh, the irony!!

19. Candy store! What do they buy?
Desu: Um, and I'll uh... Also take the, um... Twizzlers *Holding a gun to the cashier's head*

20. Your character is alone with their lover. What do they do?
Desu: *Humping his little sex toys*

21. Your character's enemy has just been hit by a car*coughVehiclecough*, what do they do?
Damn you, God! You just wrecked my motorcycle!!

22. Your character(s) and (someone important(His sex toys)) are stuck in an elevator for the next seven hours. What do they do?
Desu: So... How's 'bout we go on the Desu express~? *Has arm around smex tool*

23. Your character and their lover, and best friend, go camping. What happens?
Desu: *Le gasp!* Mr. Devil, how could you use my sex toys?!

24. Your character(s) is alone with their worst enemy. What happens?
Desu: ... *Punches God in the face* Lawl.

And I tag~!!

No one. 'cause I'm giving mercy to your souls. Okey bye byes! Oh and Desu's a should be OC, that never was. Now he is, for I love him. He's my little ball of awesome!